... and sleep it off somewhere else."
This is the greeting I received at the station this morning. "Goodness!" I can hear some of you exclaim, "surely he cant have been pissed so early in the morning?".
Well you are correct. Far from being drunk, I was and in fact still am, suffering from my 2nd batch of flu this year. Having arrived early at the station after dragging my sweaty, shivering carcass out of bed to go to work, I decided to wait in the ever so slightly warmer "waiting room". I had my eyes closed and not long after doing so someone in a Network Southeastern uniform came and attemepted to move me along like a drunk/drugged homeless person.
Clearly I shouldnt be in work...
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